National Rifle Association Television passed away on Tuesday, June 25, 2019. A hateful right-wing propaganda outlet, NRATV couldn’t have possibly died soon enough. However, it’s short-lived-but-insidious existence did manage to spread conspiracy theories about “crisis actors” and perpetuate the widely disproven GOP myth that the “only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.”
NRATV leaves behind a very small (but very fervent) viewership of bigots, bump-stock enthusiasts, potential mass shooters, incels, and most of the Florida Panhandle. While it didn’t leave a last will and testament, it can be presumed NRATV died peacefully and happy knowing that so many migrant children were being tortured and dying in Trump’s concentration camps at the southern border.
In its ultimate demise, NRATV brought down with it the career of Dana Loesch, who’s actually not a woman, but a 9,000-year-old necromancer in a human skinsuit. She was summoned back to the earthly realm by Jerry Fallwell, Jr. to scare faux-Christians into believing children dying in cages and also being “pro-life” somehow aren’t a massive fucking contradiction.
In lieu of flowers, please make donations to gun law activist groups such as Everytown for Gun Safety, or March for Our Lives. Also, in lieu of flowers, please tweet the nastiest shit you can possibly think of to @DLoesch, hoping she’ll take the hint and fall out of public sight forever.
In one large collective breath, let us all bid good riddance to NRTV with one final wish: “Thoughts and prayers, fuck faces!”
