What did I tell you! You refused to believe that the folder on my desktop full of videos of naked dudes consuming diapers was just research for this article dissecting fetish-based subcultures and not some kinky thing that I am “into.” Well read it and weep, because here it is. An article on a respected literary website where I am talking about the research I did. Boom. I look forward to hearing your apology.
I realize it must have been shocking to find clips of strong men in the nude chowing down on sloppy wet diapers. Which is why I thought it would make such a good article! Dissecting this provocative subculture in a well-thought-out research paper seemed like it would be captivating journalism. But you would rather yell “EW! Andrew has a huge folder of naked men eating poop-filled diapers on his computer!” to everyone at my party than listen to my knowledge on the subject.
Shows what you know. Hungry Babies (the actual term for the community) fill the diapers with real food. Like chicken shawarma. Something you would have known if you had journalistic integrity, and didn’t just click on people’s private folders when you were using their computer to place our GrubHub order.
So by reading this article you can see this isn’t my “weird fetish.” Though my research shows there is nothing weird about the people who are into Hungry Baby videos. They are a community of individuals, bound together by the erotic sensations they get when burly, glistening men act like babies so hungry they would eat their own diaper. Something I learned, not by being one of them, but through years of immersive journalism. Yes, this article took years of research. Which is why my folder contains hundreds of videos curated across several years, as you were so quick to point out.
To conclude this thorough dissection of the Hungry Baby community, Hungry Babies have a unique kink, but are normal everyday people like you are me. Except not me, because I only had that folder on my computer as per research of this article that you are currently reading. If you would like to get all of our friends together at your place to apologize publicly I am free this weekend and I will be poking around on your computer to make things even.
Also, please stop leaving diapers with dog poop in my mailbox, because it’s not funny.