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    Items Found in Batman’s Utility Belt

    Rob WalkerBy Updated:No Comments1 Min Read
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    • A faded Blockbuster membership card
    • A set of bat-branded brass knuckles
    • Aerosol bottled bat urine (for marking territory)
    • Criminals’ teeth
    • A Rough Rider condom from 1985 (expired)
    • Weathered family photo of the only time Thomas and Martha Wayne took their son to Six Flags
    • A $100 bill paperclipped to a note that reads: “If corpse found, please return to A. Pennyworth Esq.”
    • Arby’s receipts
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    Rob Walker is a former funeral DJ, failed birthday magician, and future ghost who has written for The Hard Times, Points in Case, The Weekly Humorist, FLEXX, and Little Old Lady Comedy.

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