BOSTON – According to research published in Archives of Sexual Behavior, millennials are having less and less sex with Kyle. A recent study found that a record number of millennials now rank their interest in having sex with Kyle as between little or no interest.
The study found that for the third straight year millennials had less sex with Kyle than the year before. This trend has confused many scientists and sexuality experts who believed that with the advances society has made in sexual liberation, millennials’ rather progressive views, and the rise of hundreds of dating apps, millennials would have a high interest in having sex with Kyle. Studies show that not only are millennials not having sex with Kyle, but that the next generation, often referred to as Gen Z, is having even less sex with Kyle.
Dr. Justine Garrison, an evolutionary biologist at the University of Michigan, added that the image the media often portrays of millennials as constantly sitting on their phones and using Tinder or Grindr to have sex with Kyle is inaccurate. While the numbers show millennials are having less sex with Kyle, though, it doesn’t mean millennials are sexually inactive.
“It’s not true millennials are all constantly interested in having sex with Kyle, but it’s also not true that they are uninterested in having sex with people who are not Kyle,” Dr. Garrison said. “The vast majority of millennials are having sex at least once a year with someone other than Kyle.”
Dr. Garrison added that although some would expect millennials’ interest in having sex with Kyle to raise as they age, signs show millennials may never regain interest in having sex with Kyle, and are now spending more of their time working, paying off student loans, and having sex with better-looking people.