Life Is a Lemon That Will Definitely Keep Growing in California Even If All the Farmland’s a Desert Because I Said So
You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth (Really Goddamn Hot Summer Night But Not Hot Like Global Warming Hot So Don’t Get Your Snowflake Panties in a Bunch)
Two Out of Three Extinct Species Ain’t Bad
Modern Girl But Not That Thunberg Chick She’s Friggin’ Nuts
Rock and Roll Dreams Come Through Just Like Catastrophic Floods and Hurricanes But Nothing to Worry About Stuff Like This Happens All the Time It’s Cyclical
Is Nothing Sacred Like Why Can’t We Throw Plastic in the Ocean Anymore? Oh I Know, It’s the Libtards
Paradise by the Dashboard Light That is Definitely Not the Raging Glow of a Forest Fire Outside the Car
I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Probably Won’t Recycle)
I’d Truth for You (Even If You Didn’t Ask Me To Because I Know Everything About Everything Even More Than All Those Ph.D. Climate Scientists Facts Are So Dumb)
Not a Dry Eye in the House Which Is Great Because for Some Strange Reason All the Reservoir Water’s Dried Up You Can Drink Tears Right?
Objects in the Rear View Mirror May Appear Closer Than They Are Oh Shit That Forest Really Is on Fire Let’s Skedaddle
Bat Out of Australia
