Pallet of toilet paper liberated from a Costco delivery truck.
“Go bag” containing water, non-perishable food and a first-aid kit.
Map to safe houses.
A LifeStraw water filter. Perfect for consuming tap water in a city where the infrastructure is crumbling.
The book Chicken Soup for the Soul.
Mood-alteration device: basket of Golden Retriever puppies.
Can of actual chicken soup.
A copy of the U.S. Constitution.
Supply of N-95 masks.
A burned CD that only includes Bobby McFerrin’s “Don’t Worry Be Happy” thirty-five times in a row.
A voucher for safe passage to a country with socialized medicine.
Brightly colored plastic egg filled with jelly beans and Xanax.
