The War on Hugs
The Purell Famine
The Last Supper Out
The Attack on Porn Harbor
The Zoom Boom
Occupy No Street
The Great Masquerade
The Crucifixion of Anyone Not Keeping Six Feet of Distance at the Park
Carole Baskin-Gate
The Posting of Your Uncle’s N95 Theses on Facebook
Fyrlough Festival
The Scallion Spring
Denial
Hot Girl Summer Hibernation
The Big Interrobang
The Boring Twenties
The Resurrection of Ladies’ Dress Gloves
The Sourdough Bubble Burst
The Dawning of the Age of Long-Hairy-Us
