
We’ve reached the coveted Sweet 16 of the Greatest Robot Butt Post of All Time Tournament. Things are getting tense, matchups are going down to the wire… what excitement awaits us in this next round?
Check out the voting below to find out!
Sexting Lewd Elves Region

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A Letter From Camp by a Homesick Child Who Learned to Speak by Reading Thought Catalog (@ideaslucy)
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Elf on the Shelf Arrested for Lewd Conduct (@TimThinksThings)
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— Robot Butt (@thisisrobotbutt) May 6, 2020
My Summer as an Infowars Intern (@Sam_the_stone)
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My Daughter's Sexts to Her Boyfriend Are Riddled With Grammatical Errors. What Should We Do? (Arya Sajan)
Nihilist Dogs Region

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— Robot Butt (@thisisrobotbutt) May 5, 2020
Biking to Work Great Way to Be Sweaty, Late (@VictorColfari)
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Arrested Improv Comedian 'Yes Ands' Himself Into Terrorism Charge (@SnarkHandler)
Greatest Robot Butt Post of All Time Tournament, Sweet 16
— Robot Butt (@thisisrobotbutt) May 5, 2020
5 Causes of the Civil War That Had Nothing to Do With Raiding General Lee's Compound Before the Genetically Enhanced Super Soldiers Hatched From Their Eggs
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Study: Dogs Don’t Like Hugs, But Humans Do, So Fuck It
Farts and Violence Region

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Paul Ryan Introduces Legislation Allowing Only People in First Place in Mario Kart to Get Blue Shells (@TheMikeBedard)
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Introducing Lady Doritos, Woman-Chips to Eat With Your Woman-Mouth! (@cbrotz)— Robot Butt (@thisisrobotbutt) May 4, 2020Greatest RB Post of All Time – Sweet 16
— Robot Butt (@thisisrobotbutt) May 4, 2020
Changes to the Haunted Hayride After Last Year's 'Lawsuit' Regarding the 'Real-Life Danger' of Setting 'Actual Wolves' Loose on the Farm
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I’m Going on a Haunted House Tour for the History But Also Because I Really Want to Fuck a Ghost