Tony the Tiger: Did I not say that they’re great? Yeah, I thought I did. You wanna keep talking about “Tiger King” this and “Tiger King” that, but you fail to realize that I’m the true Tiger King, so inject your veins with all this frosted goodness or you’re going to learn what it’s like to live without an arm.
Snap, Crackle, and Pop: You want to find out why those are our street names? We can easily show you. That’s what we thought.
Lucky the Leprechaun: You’re going to find an ass-whooping at the end of the rainbow if you decide not to get yourself a box of Lucky Charms.
Sonny: Boy, you know I’m cuckoo, so why are you trying to test me? I asked you a question.
Buzz: Either you’re gonna stock up on Honey Nut Cheerios, or I’m going to make sure you get the worst heart disease a person can get. I’ve done it before.
Count Chocula: You can either eat my cereal or I can eat your neck and drain you of all your vital blood. Your choice.
Frankenberry: Don’t be fooled by my gentle appearance. I’ve been known to drown people in the river, so it would be in your best interest to do what I tell you to do and buy my cereal.
Toucan Sam: I’ll make sure that it’s not just crows that pick at your dead body when I put you out.
Trix Rabbit: I’m always on edge – do you really think I’m gonna hesitate to carve you up?
Dig’em Frog: I don’t care if they’re always stale. You’re shoving them down your gullet.
