American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis
We Need to Talk About Kevin by Lionel Shriver
120 Days of Sodom by Marquis de Sade (narrated by Roseanne Barr)
The Road by Cormac McCarthy (narrated by Kristen Schaal)
Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy (narrated by Kristen Schaal)
Outer Dark by Cormac McCarthy (narrated by Kristen Schaal as Louise Belcher from Bob’s Burgers)
The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown (narrated by Alex Jones)
The Mayans Were Right, Just Eight Years Off (narrated by the voice in your head)
It’s Definitely COVID (also narrated by the voice in your head)
We’re Both Thinking It, So I’m Just Gonna Go Ahead and Say It (narrated by your significant other)
Please Be COVID (narrated by the voice in your head)
What? (narrated by your significant other)
Shit (narrated by the voice in your head, realizing Please Be COVID was actually narrated by your outside voice)
“A Baby Will Fix Everything!” (narrated by your significant other as you twelve months ago)
An Eternity of Excruciating Silence
I’ll Be in the Guest Room (narrated by something that once resembled your voice)
Twilight by Stephenie Meyer
