1. It Follows 2: My Corona
The It Follows ghost has mutated to spread by air particles, and despite scientific proof that it is deadly, everyone continues to have parties without wearing protection!
2. The Great Pumpkin Squashes Again!
Watch America get run into the ground by a giant tantrum-throwing pumpkin that kills you with frustration and loud, angry noises.
3. The Nightmare Before Halloween (AKA The Day the Christian Fundamentalists Stole Halloween)
A Christian fundamentalist joined the Supreme Court, and now Halloween is ruined!
4. House of the Dead Representatives
The legislative branch is now the vegetative branch as it has been overrun by zombies who eat the remains of any hope the government will send relief funding.
5. Ant-Man 3
Ant-Man goes against the scariest and most deadly Marvel supervillain yet – Murder Hornet.
6. The Ghost of West Nile Virus Past
This Halloween, just don’t even bother going outside.
7. Shapeshifter Ballot Boxes
A country scrambles to save democracy, but how can they vote when they don’t know which ones are the real ballot boxes?!
8. Troll 3
Internet trolls destroy all hope for the future of humanity.
9. Pox News
The story about a news channel that spreads a contagious disease, misinformation.
