A puppy whose best friend is a slumbering monkey.
Ted Cruz sobbing into his MAGA pillowcase.
Steve Kornacki finally getting some goddamn much-deserved rest.
Donald Trump, Jr. shitting his pants while rage-tweeting about conspiracy theories, and then Kimberly Guilfoyle having to clean him up.
Jared Kushner applying for a job at Enterprise Rent-A-Car and not getting it.
Mitch McConnell’s purple, swollen hands… but just kidding, IT’S A CAKE!!
A man singing “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” to a donkey he’s holding like a baby.
Stephen Miller finally turning back into a bat.
Donald Trump hightailing it to self-exile in Moscow or Brazil or some shit, but his private getaway plane blows a tire on the runway while FBI Suburbans are in hot pursuit.