After playing “Wellerman” on repeat for the last three weeks, here are some Irish sea shanties my dog has written based on that tune, which must be stuck in his head, too.
Soon may the postal man come,
So I can bark bark BARK at him.
Hey who the hell’s at the door?
Oh I see him every day.
Soon may we go on a walk
‘Cause I’ve been holding it all night long.
I’m licking your face so you wake up,
Never mind I already pee’d.
Soon may the kibble scoop come
To bring my nom nom nom nom nom.
Why do you think I’m right here,
Pawing at the bowl.
Thank you for the pizza crust.
Oh, I was not supposed to have that?
Now, I guess I am bad dog.
I hang my head down low.
Soon may you get of that Zoom,
Because I want to go outside and zoom.
OH MY GOD IT’S THE VACUUM!
WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
Squeaking is my favorite noise.
He gives me treat when “I’m good boi”
Yea, sure I’ve got lots of toys,
But I prefer his shoes.
