Irony Man: defeats villains using the power of irony.
The Loop: hilarious mogul goes apeshit on high-speed transportation, debuts it with a slow car in a tunnel.
The Bus: bang-up guy invents transit system that solves traffic flow (and get this – you don’t even have to drive!), then realizes people could just take the bus.
Twitter Man: defeats villains with 280 characters or less. Plummets his own stock by tweeting it’s “too high imo.”
Autopilot: brilliant self-starter pours money into self-driving cars, mostly because he’s “too high imo” to drive.
Irony Man 2: defeats villains using the power of irony.
Grammar Man: defeats villains by using the power of irony.
Irony Man 3: defeats villains that are using the power of irony.
Nancy Reagan Man: defeats villains using drugs.
Joe Rogan Man: defeats villains by using drugs.
Bad Acronym Pairing Man: puts two acronyms together that don’t make sense, like CEO hosts SNL.
