1. Child in Milwaukee Tests Positive for Stink Eye
2. Cat Uses Scratch Post to Get Over Ex
3. Second Cousin Gives Worst Eulogy Ever
4. Six-Year-Old Asks Bartender for Disney on Ice
5. Bride Says Yes to WiFi Connection at the Altar
6. Helicopter Mom Lands on Son’s Report Card
7. Grandmother Mourns Death of Her Beloved Home Line
8. Dyson Vacuum Cleaner Unable to Pick Up Child From Daycare
9. Neighbor’s New Elephant Statue Makes Stunning Debut on Veranda
10. Christmas Shopper Finds Amazing Deals Nine Months Before Christmas
