Hello, constituent. I’m Local-Completely-Normal-Not-Weird-At-All-Housewife. Definitely not a robot. So much of human. Look at hair. Even teeth. Hands, too. And I’ve got lips. Very not a robot. Look at me blink! So natural!
I’m here to tell you I’m running for Congress, because of reasons. Reasons you ask? So many of reasons. Let me tell you with my very human mouth of the reasons.
Educations. Very educations. So much of all the things about educations. Can I get a whoop-whoop for all of the educations?
Uh oh. Fear tactic time. POLICE is a word to say loudly while making a certain type of face. Modulating my face to make that face right now. This is how the face should be when saying loudly POLICE. Let’s make stronger the police. Blue lives Avatar. I mean Matter.
Also, don’t forget that sometimes the weather is raining. Why? I don’t know. Maybe Pelosi, so much Pelosi. She invites rain into our country. No border wall at all, so the rain just rushes through without anyone asking it for documents.
All of these words I said? Such problems. These problems are Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden oh no you must be so scared from so many awful problems.
But look at me! I can make this very realistic human smile right at the camera. Not in any way in this face made of titanium alloy. I’ve downloaded so many emotions. Blink, blink. Blink. I remembered to blink. Can’t forget to blink, am I right, fellow human? Laughter now – hehehe.
Now here I am playing with dog. So very dog, he is. Slobbers like dog. Love love. Smile again to camera. Very smile. Downloading relatability module… traditional values, sportsball games, a big front yard, walking toward camera, hugging old people, an important guy named Hay-Zeus.
Campaign ad algorithm completed. Blink again, because Human.
