Don’t do that
Righty tighty, lefty loosey
Swing with your hips
Jiggle the handle
Don’t tell anyone
Better tell someone
Get two just in case
Look in the closet
Bring something to write with
Keep it charged
Have an alibi
Don’t park there
Let it air out
Go to the restroom first
If it smells bad, throw it out
Slow down
Lift with your legs
Lyft with your car
Don’t use too much salt
Better clean that up
Use your diaphragm
