The scientists here at Robot Butt have been hard at work doing the impossible. Finally creating a perfect tier list of everything. We’ve entered our extensive research and now our super-computers are churning at incredible dial-up speeds. Every Tuesday to be exact, they spit out a new batch of pop culture icons from movies, video games, real life, and everything in between, all with irrefutable ratings and inarguable breakdowns.
At the end of every month, the entries from these posts will be added to our ever-growing tier list. So come back next Tuesday, send us any characters or people you want our team to rank, and please self-report so that when it comes time to rate you we don’t have to hire a private investigator (our P.I. has already been rated and it’s not pretty)
This week, the computer reviewed end-all super-soldier Master Chief (Halo), Snake Plissken, (Escape from New York), and My Mailman (UPS, my North Chicago neighborhood):