Are you outraged by Bud Light recently doing the bare minimum for inclusion? Do you want a simple beer you can (technically) drink without making a political statement? Well, we’ve got you covered, and the best part is you don’t even have to sacrifice the best part of Budweiser, commercials with big ol’ horses!
Our “Horse Beer” has been a staple at farms, ranches, and Kentucky Derby tracks since 1876, and in all that time, our company has never once made any kind of statement that could be read as implying anything other than the well-known fact that we love horses! We’ve never taken a side with any political party or group constant battling for basic human rights, so you can put one (or 6) of our beers back with pride proudly.
Budweiser Clydesdales? Old news! Our commercials are much more equestrian. Played endlessly in most pet stores, they feature way more horses of varying breeds whinnying, strutting their stuff, and drinking our ice-cold delicious horse beer. Now you’re thinking, “The horses in the commercial drink the beer, but that’s just a joke because the beer is made for people to drink.” Nope! Not even close!
We are proud that our beer is brewed with horses in mind and has a special palette of nutrients that make it perfectly safe for horses to drink. Don’t worry, after a rushed, non-FDAA certified study we self-funded, we have learned that we are legally in the clear if any humans drink it. Every advertising board in the U.S. agreed that established common sense goods and purchases laws would stop any court from taking action against us if someone did decide to drink our product. So…
“Horse Beer” could be YOUR new favorite beer!
**Fans of the beer we make for our horses may want to try the whiskey we make for our men.