The Pros and Cons of A.I. Writing TV and Movie Scripts

PROS

1. No coffee and donuts necessary.
2. No break room necessary.
3. No writer’s room story and character development arguments.
4. No writer’s room.
5. Will not quit due to creative differences.
6. Will not hit or hit on other writers and/or actors.
7. Never calls in sick.
8.  No “Sorry, the dog ate my first draft”.
9. Will not object to any studio or network script notes no matter how fucking stupid they are.
10. Will not join a union, ergo no strikes.

CONS

1.  Every tv script sounds like a Gilligan’s Island episode.
2. In “Godfather 4”, Don Corleone’s great grandson is a cyborg.
3. The new “Star Wars” movie has C-3PO’s name above the title.
4. In the “Succession” spinoff the ghost of Logan Roy teams up with Don Draper and Tony Soprano.
5. The main character in all of CBS’s new shows are data processors who double as detectives.
6. Can’t distinguish tears of sadness from tears of joy and doesn’t really give a shit.
7. No one ever falls in love.
8. Can’t seem to get a handle on irony.
9.  The second draft is exactly the same as the first.
10. If a satellite gets hit by space junk, game over.