- Every Blockbuster in your hometown is now a Boost Mobile.
- Everyone knows that coriander and cilantro are the same herb, but not many know that parsley is also this same herb. And they thought they could get away with it too.
- The toys that used to come in cereal boxes have been replaced with lost innocence.
- The world’s alligators are meticulously being replaced by crocodiles. Nobody knows why, and nobody will ever notice.
- In recent years, the streamers have tried to pass off identical footage as different techy-biopic TV shows (e.g. WeCrashed, The Dropout, Super Pumped). While certainly entertaining, you should have noticed that the only thing that changed from show to show was the title card and that each character was played by Jared Leto in a different wig.
- If you remember the books as the Berenstein Bears, I regret to inform you are a lost variant of yourself from a close parallel universe. And in your universe, your hometown never had a Blockbuster.
- We, the liberal elite, are bringing in nonwhite individuals to the U.S. to supplant white voters, achieve our political agenda, and bring about a gilded socialist utopia. [Ed. note: Remember to delete. Nobody can ever know.]