*NOTE TO FELLOW EDITOR STEVE. REMOVE THIS TEXT WHEN YOU POST THIS. Oh crap, oh damn. I forgot to edit something to go onto our hit comedy website today. It was my day to do it and I didn’t and our SEO is going to sink like the Titanic. Look, I’m going to make a fake sponsored post and just claim we’re doing a partnership thing. I couldn’t think of anything good and I’ve got Oppenheimer tickets so the rest of my night is shot. I’m just gonna say we’re partnering with “hotdogs.” Just throw this up and run with it. Thanks xoxo
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Hi loyal readers! Beyond thrilled to announce we are partnering with “Hot Dogs.” We’ve been a fan of theirs for a long time so when they reached out and asked us to run this highly lucrative sponsored ad we couldn’t say no! We will be back with our cutting satire and topical slapstick tomorrow, but today, why not go get yourself a Hot Dog. Any! If you buy any Hot Dog anywhere we get a little kickback. This is a huge partnership and is very real.*
*We are not sure why this last sentence is so suspicious? It’s exactly what the ad copy “Hot Dogs” sent over said verbatim.
