
- Eat shit and die.
- We are going to body swap you and your teenage daughter, and then force her to work for us at current minimums.
- We will serve you a poisoned apple that will put you into a deep death-like sleep, so you will be unavailable to come to set.
- Your firstborn child will be cursed with obedience, so they will never question our very reasonable residual rates.
- Please, just please eat shit and die. Then we won’t have to pay for your lunches.
- You will become an ogre every night when the sun sets, and you will be too large to join any mini room.
- You are going to magically turn into a pumpkin at the stroke of midnight, so you will stop asking for the money you’re owed.
- We will smite your country with a plague of frogs, and use A.I. to keep sending more and more frogs, and also replace you with the frogs until there are no more writers and only frogs.
- We are going to force-feed you shit until you die a slow and painful death, far from all of your loved ones. All in good faith!