Hey Guys, just a heads up that there’s no new post today. My dad, forever bozo, opened up the dang pharaoh’s tomb and got cursed by the mummy therein. Haven’t really figured out what the curse is yet, but, like, it’s definitely a bad one for sure. We’ll have a new comedy piece up tomorrow, unless he’s vomiting scarabs by then!
No Post Today: My Dad Opened The Pharaoh’s Tomb And Got Cursed By A Mummy
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