“Action” Mac Carter has tactically handled situations that, on paper, are far more dangerous, but that doesn’t help him get out of this one any quicker. Sure, he’s stopped the vile Dr. Carnage from poisoning the water supply underneath the East Bay orphanage not once, not twice, but seventeen times, but our hero doesn’t wear sunglasses inside because he’s comfortable being socially embarrassed. Yep, everyone at this Medal of honor (his third) party will see him stand up awkwardly when his name is called. He knows if his left leg is still asleep when he walks to the podium he’s going to be pogo stick legging in front of his peers, fans, and the president of the United States. He better think fast…