Hello internet user. You’ll find that you’ve really stepped in it this time. Yesterday, while you were watching a 22-minute Youtube essay about how they make some ski slopes harder than others, we jacked into your mainframe. Using a half dozen jailbroken Nintendo DSi’s connected to a laptop via fiber wires, we followed your data trail and hacked into your computer. More specifically, we got right into your Google Chrome web browser. You’re wondering what we were after… It’s simple, really.
We’ve taken one of your tabs.
Don’t believe me? Count. You’ll notice you had 46 and now have 44. We also closed one on accident. We are sincerely sorry about that. It was sloppy work and not at all an aggressive decision. it wasn’t to show we mean business or prove we will close these things. Just a mis-click. That said, we are serious and we WILL close these things.
If you want your tab back you will meet our demands, and pay us $15 USD. Don’t think it’s worth it? Maybe not. It could be nothing. Could be a recipe you were never actually going to make. Or… it could be an important one. It could be an article about the movie Trainspotting that you were going to get to eventually.
Only one way to know for sure.