Unbelievable. One of your worst fears when in someone’s bathroom happened: They found out that you looked through all their stuff.
It was just another nice day of snooping in the bathroom at a party (your guiltiest pleasure): You finish washing your hands when you open the top cabinet drawer. Ooh la la, expensive makeup; She splurges. Natural brand face wash? How non-toxic of her. Cool-looking moisturizer? You’ll have to try it next time.
You open the bottom drawer: Totally boring. Just her blow dryer and hair straightener.
You make your move to open the finale (the mirror cabinet) with built-up anticipation. “I wonder what else they use. Anything I have? Medications you didn’t know about? A skincare product I’ll be influenced to buy? I must see for myself.” But OH NO!!! A blue liquid squirts into your face as you open the mirror!!!
After trying to scrub as much of the liquid off as possible, a blue residue stays on as you go back into the party.
“You’re back! Oh — …I see. I’m so disappointed in you. I noticed you always take extra long in my bathroom and I got worried. ‘Are they having gastro-digestive problems in there? Or are they being a skeezy little snoopy-snoop?’ I remembered you bragging about the colon exam you aced, so I knew it must be the latter. Well, now I know.”
“No! I just…I was looking for a band-aid,” you lie.
“I knew you couldn’t keep your eyes out of someone else’s space. I’m not mad, I’m just…disappointed.”
This embarrassing confrontation will surely remind you that it is highly frowned upon to look through people’s stuff, but most importantly to be more careful and quicker when you snoop.