CANOGA PARK – Looking around the room in utter disbelief he couldn’t catch the eye of another person who may have been thinking the same thing, area man, Chad Hester had reportedly been in shock during the introduction phase of the Overcoming Porn seminar he had signed up for this past weekend after noticing the female coach leading the workshop was insanely, like, jaw-droppingly hot.
Glancing over the brochure a bit, Hester tried hard to maintain his composure as the woman who was supposed be his new mentor on a path to neutralizing his God-given urges and rewire his brain’s reward system, who was a dead ringer for the Reality Kings star in the video still pulled up on his phone, took to the podium.
As Hester fumbled with the syllabus she was going over, he half-listened to the person who was now going to help him eliminate self-sabotage, remove shame from his mindset and maintain spontaneous impulses. All the while picturing her in a mid-thigh length pencil-skirt, over a black-lace garter and high heels, being called into her new boss’s office to discuss “creative” new ways to keep her job.
Sweating, unable to concentrate, and still failing to make eye-contact with another man in the crowd about their straight-out-of -Playboy instructor, Hester made a quick b-line for the restroom only to get behind 5 other men holding their phones, who had anxiously formed a line outside.