It’s not even good! Literally a listicle I wrote this morning in 5ish minutes.
Our corporate overlords (we sold out last year for roughly 300 million each), demanded we do some kind of sale today. Problem is, we don’t really sell any of these pieces and Steve lost the login to our merch site years ago. So we drafted up this piece and it’s on sale today. Let’s just say it’s 50% off of what it will cost starting tomorrow, which will be a number probably. That seems fine.