Vanilla Verbena – Adam
Having long been popularized by its familiar sweet-and-tasty aroma, it also claims to provide an added aphrodisiac for couples with cookie fetishes. A timeless classic you can’t go wrong with; safe, predictable, and here for you (but mostly his mom).
Tropical Temptations – Jasmine/Jazzy
Exotic summer scents, like hibiscus with passion fruit, offer the promise of exciting escapes leaving you hopeful and cautiously optimistic. It’s best to be wary of these paradise-provoking players. This zeal for life can become infatuating and even breathtaking before quickly becoming too overpowering, fatiguing all your senses.
Magnolia Blossom – Brandon
Delicate flowers can brighten any gloomy spring day and suggest the blooming freshness of a forthcoming romantic gesture. This abundant gift-giver is good at apologies and sweeping you off your feet, albeit a bit unoriginal and at times insincere.
Holiday Feast – Andrew
With an aroma so aggressive you feel like an actual pumpkin pie is being shoved in your face by an overly enthusiastic food-sharer. What started as a fun holidate has quickly outworn its welcome and no longer leaves you wanting more, even if your mom and sister approve.
Fresh Linen – Micah
Overly popularized, this wolf in sheep’s clothing smells nothing like newly laundered clothes and more like the startling realization that you shouldn’t mix cleaning ingredients due to the noxious headache-inducing fumes it causes. This holier-than-thou neat-freak likes to parade as a pure, clean choice, but is anything but.
Fireside Chat – Angus
Masculine notes of bergamot and sandalwood are paired with leathery fragrances to help mask the musty tang of indifference while suggesting a lumberjack who likes woodworking lives here. Get ready to whittle your own table and gather firewood for dinner. This man’s man is not about to take it easy on you, so be prepared to get down and dirty (and not in the fun way).