Guys, I didn’t buy a Cybertruck because it looks like what Robocop would drive.
Could you imagine if I did that? No one can imagine it. No one.
My wife would be so mad at me if she imagined that even a little. Good thing I didn’t do that. I bought the Cybertruck because it’s cool and efficient and, uh, it’s electric, I think?
I DID NOT buy it because it looks like what cyborg Officer Alex James Murphy would patrol the streets of neo-futuristic Detroit in. No sir, that would be a very silly reason to spend $100,000 of my spouse’s money.
Good thing I bought the Cybertruck for its illustrious features like… hold on let me pull this up… ah, here we go. Its features like sci-fi sci-fi-inspired design, shaking at high speeds, steering wheel drift, and engine inflaming at stop lights. Wait, that can’t be right… Oh no.
A lot of people think it’s cool and acceptable, actually, to make large life decisions without consulting your spouse as long as those decisions are made with the best of intent, like wanting to say stuff like “your move, Prius” at a four-way stop. I’m sure it’ll be fine. I may skip the part where I say “I’d buy that for 100,000 dollars!” after showing her.