This iconic fragrance – Elon’s Musk Eau de Parfum – is the grand-new, brand-new, tech-bro fragrance brought to you by the House of Dior.
Finely crafted and tuned to the last detail like a custom-made crypto coin, Elon’s Musk Eau de Parfum strikes an artful balance where each Bitcoin expresses itself with the sensuality and freshness of a DogeCoin. Pretty cool, huh? That means something, right?
Elon’s Musk brings in the most beautiful hints of white supremacy from around the world in its composition. The floral and fruity notes of what he thinks Mars might smell like, blended with the rare duo of both his love of apartheid South Africa and lots and lots of his daddy’s money that are full of robotically rigid notes and voluptuous awkwardness.
As legendary as it is delicate, the sweet spices of self-driving cars create a smoky aroma as they catch on fire and murder pedestrians. Unique, intense like no other, the white gold from slave labor is an exceptional birthright coffer that shines bright in the heart of Elon’s Musk.
The fresh, digital scent of Elon’s Musk is available in a new collection of fragranced gestures. A beauty ritual infused with mass layoffs, naming out-of-wedlock children in binary code, and building rockets that you want people to think is just like your penis. A new sensation of odd, absolutely complete weirdness, you’ll smell like the richest man on earth, and also smell like the person with the least friends on earth.
Elon’s Musk Eau de Parfum: The official new scent of weird douchebags.
