I’m not going to sue or anything. I’m just going to complain online a whole bunch and try to get ScreenRant to run a piece or whatever. Bare minimum it drives traffic to this site, maximum success is that Hasbro Media Company, the people that make my favorite shared cinematic universe (Transformers x GI Joe), send a real life hippo to my apartment to rip me limb from limb in front of my wife and step children. I die a hero in a way that their real dad Travis could never hope to. He comes to my funeral and gives a short but clear speech explaining to everyone that he was wrong about me. My now widowed wife does not get back together with him or remarry anyone we both knew personally when I was alive.
