Tickets!
We are doing a live show this Friday at the Bughouse Theater in Chicago. It will feature robot dancing, headlines, quizzes, try not to laugh challenges, and more crowd interaction than any performer or audience member should be comfortable with. I can guarantee it will be genuine chaos and unlike any live comedy show you have ever seen. We have put WAY too much work into it and if you come it will make me so unbelievably happy…
Unless you do what I am about to offer. Any audience member who brings a can or bottle of Mountain Dew to the show can yell out “Do the Dew” at any point and I will take it from them and chug the whole thing as fast as possible. If multiple people do this I will attempt to make my guests do it as well. If they won’t, I guess I’m doing it. This was a stupid idea. Don’t do it.