*This post was a part of Robot Butt Live! on Friday, March 24th, 2024. It was a chaotic live show that sold out the biggest theater in America and won multiple awards.
Editor’s explanation: At last night’s live event, we forced the audience and a Chicago comedian to create a listicle as fast as humanly possible. We then took the name of a member of the crowd and made him the esteemed author of the list without telling him( thanks Tommy Thams!). This is that very list, written and published live in less than 10 minutes.
1. Taylor swift music vidfeos
Kanye west is back and in fashion.
2. goat cheese
oh boy, scallions are nice this time of year.
3. Armadillos
They are like little tanks but animals.
4. The Sexiest Gremlin Gizmo
Out of the seven gremlins, Gizmo is the sexiest.
5. Eating the rich
I hear they’re tasty this time of year.