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Simone Biles has fought for everything she’s ever earned in her life. She’s battled illness, injury, the media, doubters, haters, and the very best of the best from around the world, always emerging victorious. And at 4’8”, Simone Biles knows that big things come in small packages. Which is why our burritos and burrito bowls are 50% smaller and getting even smaller. Chipotle. Smaller is Bigger.
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With every leap, flip, and smile, Simone Biles lights up our hearts. And if you want to keep watching her compete, you’ll have to pay us to light up your television. Because you can’t glimpse Simone’s electricity without ours. Commonwealth-Edison Power Company.
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Strong, playful, joyous. Are we talking about Simone Biles or a baby French bulldog? Both, silly. One flips on a mat. One pees on a pad. One eats gold medals for breakfast, the other requires special CBD-infused kibble for her sensitive tummy. PJ’s Pet Boutique. For Every Breed of Champion.
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Simone Biles is the truth. Her roundoff-back handspring-triple-triple-layout tumbling pass just doesn’t lie. But your new boyfriend might. Why did he get home so late last night anyway? And who’s he always texting?Avoid the mental gymnastics with SpEYEWare Home Polygraph Tests. Failure Is Not An Option.
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Simone Biles is a well-oiled machine. She couldn’t be a better gymnast if she was a cyborg who came back in time from another dimension to save humanity, which is what our CEO thinks he is. X (Formerly Twitter).
