10. Don’t block the principal’s paddle with your hand, a knuckle rap hurts more
9. Don’t open the screen door until you’re ready to go outside, you’re letting the flies in
8. When you make mom and dad a ceramic ashtray in shop class, stencil their initials on it to impress the smoking neighbors
7. Those obsolete old metal two-piece roller skates will make for good wooden scooter wheels
6. If you touch an electrified fence on your Cub Scout camping trip, do it with friends, not alone
5. Get a dog, so you have something to distract your parents with when you bring home a bad report card
4. Your parents will never forgive you for accidentally putting poison ivy leaves instead of mint leaves into the iced tea, so don’t do it
3. Don’t get rid of mom’s dome hair dryer. Someday it’ll go for big bucks on eBay at as a genuine Professor X Cerebro machine
2. Wait until dad’s hanging Christmas lights before getting your frisbee off the roof
1. Put dad’s Playboy magazines back in the right order once you’re done with them. You don’t want to get caught!
