· Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Working Mom
· Circle the Wagons and Load the Muskets: Baby’s First Coup How-To
· Cloudy with No Chance of Gender-Affirming Care
· Goodnight Rights
· Green Eggs and Sham
· If You Give a Mouse a Cookie You’re Only Giving Him a Handout — That Mouse Needs to Pull Himself Up By His Bootstraps, Go to Yale, and Get Backed by a Billionaire Like a Real American
· Love You Forever Because We Aren’t Legally Allowed to Get Divorced
· Make Way for Sufferings
· Minnesota Mikey and the Very Hot Holidays: A Heartwarming Tale of Global Warming
· Oh, the Places Your Friends Will Be Deported To!
· One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Isolationist
· The Lion, the Witch, and the Childless Cat Lady
· The Monster at the End of this Book is On the Back Cover
· The Taking Tree
· The Very Hungry Vacillator
· The Wind in the Willows is Taking Coal-Mining Jobs
· Timmy’s Tiny Underground Bomb Shelter House
· Uncle Aiden & His Magic Tiki Torch
· Where the Backbone Ends
· Where the Lying Things Are