UNDISCLOSED BAD GUY WAREHOUSE – Reports came in this week that another massive shootout happened at the warehouse near da docks. Witnesses on the scene, mostly from Schiortino family, are claiming that “they got him.”
“No one could have survived that!” One of their heavies was heard saying after unloading his automatic pistol into some shadows and boxes.
This isn’t the first time something like this has happened, with our news team having covered at least six other times the Schiortino’s supposedly “got him” in the last two weeks.
“This time, it’s different,” said the Schiortino’s head soldier, grinning proudly as a red dot appeared on his forehead.
