Editor's Note [INTERNAL] Hey guys. I saw this one on the scheduler and it was marked "complete," but I don't think you finished it? What's the joke or the bit? 10 Cool Photos of what? 10 Cool Photos That Will Make You Say blank? Just figured I'd un-schedule this one and see if you could flesh it out a bit more before we post. Thanks!
10. Dog on a Skateboard!
9. Hot Dog that’s a FOOT LONG
Editor's Note [INTERNAL]
Hey guys. I saw that you marked this one complete again and put it back on the posting schedule. Please refer back to my first note! Also, why is there a bite taken out of the hot dog? Very unappealing photograph.
8. Backflip off Hay!
7. Backflip off Tree!
Editor's Note [INTERNAL]
Oh I get it. The bit is that it's 10 cool photos. Sure. Kind of funny. We're not running it. Please stop scheduling it as complete. I don't think the joke sustains an entire article. Also, even for an anti-humor post, two backflips is very lazy.
4. Lemon Bite!
Editor's Note [INTERNAL]
What do you mean by "cool?!" I genuinely don't understand this one. Also you skipped three entries on your listicle that is literally just stock photos. I'm now fully convinced this is a prank. You're actively trolling me. There's no way you were ever actually going to post this list. Haha guys. Great job. Please answer your Slack messages.
3. Dog on a Skateboard!
2. Sonic The Hedgehog
Editor's Note [INTERNAL]
DO NOT, and I am being so serious, DO NOT RUN THIS IMAGE. We've been down this road before and I know for a fact Sega will NOT let us get away with another one of these. Yes, haha you used the dog twice. I am telling you DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES POST THIS WITH AN IMAGE OF LICENSED VIDEO GAME CHARACTER SONIC THE HEDGEHOG. We WILL be sued and we DO NOT have ANY money.
1. SUNflower Wearing SUNglasses
Editor's Note [INTERNAL]
Okay. I have once again removed this post. Friendly reminder that I am on vacation next week and will not be checking the scheduler, my emails, or our legal department Slack channel.