When we heard that Tubi was going to be the only place to watch the 2025 Super Bowl, I immediately said “that’s nuts, I’m in a movie on Tubi. This is the first and potentially last time the super bowl will air on a platform I’m also on. Unless I get back and shape and make a run at joining the Eagles, like Mark Wahlberg in Invincible. I was all district in high school and had a scholarship offer to a D3 Christian school. Maybe if I started doing crunches tomorrow, but this time next year I could be a different person. Then from there, I would just need to find a level of aggression I haven’t tapped into in over a decade. I should consider…”
This went on for about an hour, then eventually, I said “also we should do this! Why didn’t we think of this! They definitely would have let us do this!”
So now, in an unsubtle thin attempt to copy Tubi and get some massive mainstream attention from sports fans, we’ve decided to become the official home of the biggest football game we could afford, a November 1930 matchup between Northwestern and Minnesota.
This one is a real nail-biter that could easily go either way! So, place your fantasy bets (by venmo-ing me your picks), gather every bro you know, make some wings, and watch the the biggest game on the public domain!