Donald Trump sends an email in compliance with Elon’s Musk’s requirement that all federal employees must state five things they did last week.
Office of Personal Management
Cc, Elon Musk, Supervisor
· Following directions from my supervisors, at taxpayer expense, I made an appearance at a car race somewhere and pretended to be a “man of the people” for a few minutes.
· Continued efforts to help broker peace in areas of critical economic importance by supporting groundbreaking meetings aimed at ending hostilities in the world of golf by bringing together LIV and PGA personnel.
· Took time to insult the Governor of Maine, a Democrat and a woman, at the Governors Working Session and reminded people how well I did in Maine where I beat three out of four other candidates.
· Opened capitulation dialogs with Russian President by falsely claiming that peaceful democracy Ukraine was the aggressor in the conflict and that their popularly elected president was a dictator, as well as only a mediocre comic.
· As part of my ongoing attempt to distract the public from our inability to lower the price of eggs, gas, food, housing, mortgage rates, etc., I created and fostered the initiation of diversionary policies, such as eliminating the penny, and returning DOGE savings (if any) to taxpayers and creating a sovereign wealth fund.