Are you ready to take your driving to the next level with a (I assume) versatile vehicle at a (I assume) great price? Then look no further than, the maker and seller of this car we’re promoting. You know the one!

Okay, I’m going to level with you. I’m an intern here and Steve told me to make sure this post goes up before the weekend no matter what. His note says “we have to run the car ad, I’ve already spent the $35 they’re paying us.”
The issue is that’s all it says. I have no idea who we are working with or what the ad is supposed to be and Steve has already went full no contact for the weekend because it’s his weekend with his mean teenage son that told him once his outfit was “Ohio.”
I just kind of took my best shot at it. Please buy a car from as many dealerships as you can afford to this weekend and that way we hopefully hit whichever one paid us. Make sure you tell them all we sent you. I don’t know if it gets you a discount or anything.