Trump’s new DEI elimination policy brings with it a series of historical revisions we will now be accepting and treating as fact.
10. Frederick Douglass was just Mary Todd Lincoln’s hair stylist
9. The Tuskegee Airmen was a 1940s R&B group that had a huge hit titled “War For Your Heart”
8. Brown vs. Board of Education never happened because brown is not a federally recognized color
7. Black History Month is now recognized only in Leap Year Februarys
6. AC/DC’s “Back in Black” has been renamed “Trump Back In White House”
5. You’re no longer allowed to have a “gay old time” with The Flintstones
4. “Homo sapiens”? It’s now just “sapiens”
3. John Lewis admitted wearing uncomfortable new shoes, which is why he tripped and fell down on that bridge
2. Dr. Ben Carson has denied under oath that he ever inspired black children more than other children
1. Barack Hussein Obama never left Kenya