WASHINGTON – Local film major and most annoying guy to meet at a social event Clyde Wilson has reported that he saw some vague crazy thing this morning. When pressed to explain what he saw, he was only able to come up with one adjective.
“Yeah, it was like… you know… like what if there was a… There’s really only one way to describe it.”
Wilson then went on to explain that he hasn’t seen any of Lynch’s work, but that he’s seen a lot of video essays on youtube about it. He tried to go on, but we abruptly ended the interview by saying we should probably go talk to literally anyone else at this party.
