Remarks Expected during Revelries Wound Tighter than a Pre-Roll
- “Damned, This Year’s Easter Parade Took Long to Complete.”
- “Let’s Call Them Easter Lids Instead of Easter Bonnets.”
- “Can We Roll Weed with the Easter Lillies?”
- “Maybe It Was Anticipation of 4/20, but Good Friday Became Really Good,”
- “Did Easter Candy Baskets Induce Munchies When You Were Young?”
- “The Originator of Peanut Butter/Chocolate Easter Eggs Deserves Sainthood.”
- “This Gives New Meaning to Easter High Mass.”
- “Tie-dye Easter Dresses Have Become the Rage.”
- “‘Hippie Easter’ Should Replace ‘Happy Easter’ as Today’s Greeting.”
- “Waving Palms from Palm Sunday Still Evokes Giggles.”
- “It’s Only Fair Reimagining ‘Holy Week’ as ‘Hookah Week.’”
- “Telling the Easter Story, I Called Mary Magdalene Mary Jane.”
- “Did Cannabis Producers Really Sponsor the White House Easter Egg Hunt?”
- “Did Hidden Gummies Replace Eggs for White House Cabinet Members?”
- “Did You Resurrect Good Easter Memories in Your 4/20 Ganga Cloud?”
- “Toking Our Late-Night Doob, It Was Sexy when You Moaned, ‘It Is Risen!’”
- “My God, My Hand Was Unsteady Carving Our Easter Leg of Lamb.”
- “You Didn’t Stash Weed in the Easter Floral Arrangement, Did You?”
- “I Was So High Your Roommate’s Hot Cross Buns Left Me Drooling.”
- “Is Bringing Up Easter Island Statues Just a Trippy Pot Connection?
- “The Psychedelic Painted Easter Eggs Were a Big Hit, So to Speak.”
- “Don’t Bogart those Cadbury Crème Eggs, My Friend.”
- “You Still Staring at Those Colorful Jellybeans?”
- “After Those Bong Hits, I Feel as Invisible as the Holy Spirit.”
- “Even Judy Garland’s Old School Easter Parade Recording Sounded Cool.”
- “My Red Eyes Made Peter Cottontail Look Like an Elf with a Fuzzy Butt.”
- “Your Reaction Time Didn’t Improve Even After the Collection Basket Went By.”
- “Does Holy Day Church Incense Really Call to Mind Skunk for You?”
- “Did You Really Use a Roach Clip to Hold Your Daughter’s Easter Ponytail?”
- “It Was Scary When the Marshmallow Chicks Drew Me More than Real Chicks.”
