
WASHINGTON – Elon Musk’s stream of Path of Exile 2 went off the rails last week when he was mercilessly trolled until he rage-quit from the game altogether. The first half hour of the stream went fine, outside of Musk somehow dying roughly 34 times to the first NPC in the game that is only there to offer the intro quest, but then a large group of trolls with names like “Elon_SUX,” “ELON_IS_A_L0SER,” and “Grimes” began spamming the chat with the message “what are you eating under there?”
Elon smirked and nodded for a bit, before finally acknowledging the messages. “I see, the, attempt at humor you are concocting with these messages. I understand you want me to respond with the, the, question, that, if I said it back you would get to accuse me of eating underpants. I won’t do it. In fact, I think if you’ll look at the stream, you’ll notice, I’m actually not eating anything at all right now.”
His logical pleas unfortunately had no effect on the spammers, who only upped their questioning. Musk was clearly getting flustered, and after walking off the map and dying at the same cliff for the fourth time, he fully closed both the game and the stream.
Deeper digging into the usernames of the trolls has revealed that at least fourteen of them were likely Musk’s own children.