“He wore cardigans. The good kind with the thick collars. That’s about it.”
“He looked a lot like Zach Braff, a fact much derided by Zach Braff.”
“He was a bit careless with people’s feelings. But, overall, appeared mostly respectful.”
“There have been braver and more courteous men.”
“Being on The Bachelor was his life’s greatest ‘achievement,’ for lack of a better term.”
“His hair was… okay.”
“The suits he had picked out for him by Chris Harrison seemed to fit him, more or less.”
“He wasn’t the least charismatic guy in the room on certain occasions.”
“Wherever he went, he brought laughter. Often times, it was behind his back.”
“He was a very loving husband, according to documents from each of his multiple highly public divorces.”
“He devoted his life to his work. It’s just too bad his work was as an Instagram influencer selling leather bracelets. #ad #promoted”
“He has as much, if not more, personality now.”
