Hey guys! Are you surprised that a nuclear winter hasn’t killed us yet? I am, but I’m always hoping for next year. Anyways, don’t fret, as I’m back for this month’s wine pairing.
Ugh! Why can’t the liberal media understand that Trump won fair and square during the 2016 election, and Russia was nothing more than a very supportive friend during his campaign? He’s been so honest about Russia, never interfering.
So I feel the best wine to go with this tweet is a bold Aglianico, like the Aglianico del Taburno. The smoky flavor will take you back to the time of the Salem witch trials where white men lied about women being witches and burned them at the stake. But don’t worry sisters, history repeats itself, and the patriarchy will fall again.
