Halloween is right around the corner and you know what that means: another shot at corporate’s Best Halloween Party in the Region contest. If we win, we get 3D-printed chess pieces of everyone in costume, $25 Chili’s gift cards, and bragging rights for the entire year.
Our Halloween party rocks. I know that. You know that. But nobody outside the office knows that. That’s why we’re inviting social media influencers to the party this year.
These people have tens and hundreds of thousands – sometimes millions – of followers. I’m not sure how we’ll go about contacting them and getting them here – maybe one of the interns, or your kids, can help me with that later this week – but once we do, we’ll be on the front page of the Internet by November 1st and win Best in the Region for sure.
It’s not that our past attempts were bad. They just weren’t well-executed. Last year’s live stream with death row inmates was unceremoniously cut short because of security, and, though your donations were generous, I think I can speak for everyone when I say that we can do without real blood in the blood orange punch. We have to make sure everything is perfect this time. That also means no loose tarantulas in the elevator, Geoff.
If we pull this off, everyone will not only know that we’re the coolest office in the region, but that we have the social clout to prove it. Heck, you can put it on your resume.
Oh, and one more thing. The interns explained to me that we need hashtags for maximum “visibility.” They gave me a few to use but I came up with way better ones.
Make sure to include #besthalloweenpartyintheregion2018 and #besthalloweenpartyever2k18 in all your posts. And, if haven’t done so already, please like and subscribe to all of our social media accounts.
It’s going to be lit#.
